My editing program has been acting like a piece of shit almost as big as this stinker of a film, so you’ll probably notice a couple of audio hiccups, but here is my first review! It has a little of everything: fatal bumblebee attacks, uncomfortable curling iron penetration, and the worst mustache in film history:
WARNING– I spoil the living shit out of the end of this bad boy, so if you really have some strange masochistic interest in sitting through this festering boil of a movie, avert your eyes!
Up next will be The Gate– a superior film with even bigger laughs!
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